CRYSTAL: 

Crystal dropped out of high school but graduated summa cum laude in impulsivity. She’ll gift you a smile, a lifetime of regretful debt, and leave you haunted by the ghost of interest rates past.

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CRYSTAL'S TESTIMONY:

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Int - Interrogation Room - Day

INVESTEGATOR

You were unaccounted for the night of your friend Penny's murder...why?

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Pop! Crystal's double bubble explodes out of her mouth, spit landing on the investigator's face. 

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CRYSTAL

I was elbow deep in designer knockoffs at the Crestwood Mall.

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INVESTEGATOR

I have witnesses stating they saw you within proximity to Penny's death.​

 

Her eyebrows furrow inward as if she drank toilet water. 

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CRYSTAL

Witnesses? Oh please, probably the same

nosy busybodies who couldn't tell Penny

from a parking lot shadow. Why the fuck would

I KILL my friend?? Did you stuff a pole up your ass,

you freak.

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